faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

(via modifiedfiction)

me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

(via hate)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I’m bakin it up so hard rn

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with BROWNIES!!!!!!!

(via mainstream-spirit)