sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

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hot4meteos:

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

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piesexualdean:

turtwink:

does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too

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phobias:

all of my friendships are more like friendshits 

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